adoochoo:

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Oct 21 · 1 day ago · 157 notes

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smugbeastman:

 

If my only other alternative is watching you scare kids, then yes.

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Booooring!! Let’s do something! Let’s go to a party! Let’s eat candies, let’s——-geez, I know it’s a stupid holiday, but, c’mon, I can’t believe you are so—-gray!

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 8 notes

smugbeastman:

 

You’d better write it down or something, maybe you won’t forget it!

And I told ya, no.

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I may not be an expert about that, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t—plus you won’t scare them, you’ll fucking traumatize them!

Yeaaah, that’s exactly the plan. Traaaumatize. … I-I mean!! Psh, kids love Halloween, love being scared at least one night of their life, so I’m simply making them a favor!

So, what are ya planning on doing? Staying home, working and sleep early?

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 8 notes

detectiveegocentricjester:

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"Sharp as ever I see." 

It’s a natural ability, yes.

innocentcruelty asked ;  
" Hey Lady! it's been a while, huh?"

innocentcruelty:

missredtie:

Hey, surely it has! How’s it going? Everything is…fine? At least from your unusual perspective? 

" I’ve been fine for the most part…I’ve been looking for a friend of mine though; he…erm…I think he was misplaced during a game of hide-and-seek…" 

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" Can you tell me how big the city of Tokyo is?  that was the last place I saw him…" 

M-misplaced during a—- a-are you serious? Wouldn’t it be better if you called the police? It’s really not a great idea trying to look for him in Tokyo! I-it is——huge!!!

And .. wait. I am the police.

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 4 notes

smugbeastman:

 

First of all: no to everything you just said.

Secondly, beastmen aren’t exactly uncommon here, so that wouldn’t happen—there are many a lot less “human-looking” than me.

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And, lastly, you’re the idiot who likes scaring kids.

Urghh, whyy do I always forget you’re the greatest partypooper of all! I told ya, you should come to my world! People in here are reaaally lame at dressing up! Everyone’s eyes would be on you!

Scaring kid is—-a vital part of their growth. Someone HAS to do it, okay?

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 8 notes
innocentcruelty asked ;  
" Hey Lady! it's been a while, huh?"

Hey, surely it has! How’s it going? Everything is…fine? At least from your unusual perspective? 

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 4 notes
thepyrocase asked ;  
*whispers* Make your own lollipops, it's super easy. Then throw in some rat poison for the kids that come knock on your door. Or dead insects, if you don't want any trouble.

I definitively underrated you, y’know? Thanks a lot,Pyro, it’s a wonderful idea!

Oct 20 · 1 day ago

smugbeastman:

Incredible. What has the world come to.

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Seeeeeriously, uh? Are you planning on dressing? You could scare soo many people just —-with a wave of your hands! 

You could come in my world without anyone questioning anything and help me scare brats and assholes!!! Pleasepleasepleeeeeaaase!!!

Oct 20 · 1 day ago · 8 notes